I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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