would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Randomize
