this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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