the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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