I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Randomize
