Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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