I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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