his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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