Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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