You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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