Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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