i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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