after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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