I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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