They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
