I love black thongs
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i think im in europe. pls send help
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