I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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