do herpes really smell.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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