No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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