He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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