No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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