fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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