And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
