I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so let's talk penis.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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