Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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