That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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