Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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