She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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