Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
