question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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