Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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