Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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