Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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