Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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