rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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