Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
