Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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