We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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