Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I need you to use more vowels.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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