its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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