Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
operation harelip BJ is a go
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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