Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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