im gay
i know
yea but for you.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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