A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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