he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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