Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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