He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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