Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i've created a new STD.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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