They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
