I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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