don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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