so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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