You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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