No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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